Never have I ever questions: when they’re good, they’re great. You can publicly embarrass your friends, spark some fun story telling, do a bit of reconnaissance on your crush, etc. But how many times have you played never have I ever and found yourself at a loss for a good question when the time comes? Check out this list and file a few away for your next round of never have I ever.

Bodily Functions

Never have I ever farted in yoga pants
Never have I ever taken a dump at a bar
Never have I ever pooped my pants as an adult
Never have I ever peed in the shower
Never have I ever had diarrhea and vomited simultaneously
Never have I ever had cum on my face

Sex

Never have I ever masturbated to somebody in this circle
Never have I ever had sexual relations with a fruit or vegetable
Never have I ever penetrated or been penetrated by an inanimate object
Never have I ever tricked a dog into licking my genitals
Never have I ever been into bondage
Never have I ever been walked in on by parents
Never have I ever made an amateur porn movie
Never have I ever taken a picture of my genitals
Never have I ever been an Eskimo brother with any of my friends.
Never have I ever eaten ass

Wholesome

Never have I ever owned an Apple product
Never have I ever ran out of body soap and lathered my body with shampoo
Never have I ever held a baby
Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed
Never have I ever gotten a body wax
Never have I ever ridden an animal

Are your friends secretly dicks?

Never have I ever broken something at a friend’s house and then not told them
Never have I ever dined and dashed
Never have I ever been slapped in the face
Never have I ever upper-decked somebody
Never have I ever killed an animal while not hunting
Never have I ever been blackmailed

Are your friends secretly interesting?

Never have I ever been on TV or the radio
Never have I ever been to more than 20 countries
Never have I ever gotten laid only using a foreign language
Never have I ever been in international waters
Never have I ever been a candidate in any type of election
Never have I ever had a paranormal experience

Run-ins With the Law

Never have I ever cried / flirted my way out of a speeding ticket
Never have I ever shoplifted
Never have I ever run from the cops
Never have I ever been to jail
Never have I ever paid a bribe
Never have I hit-and-run someone’s car

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